The shortest story ever told (1hr). His dog is for sale. And that's not all. After his imaginary dog died, Ed Mulvey (Best Newcomer Nominee Edinburgh 2025) has chosen to exploit this for marketing purposes. Expect an exploration of our dismal society, ethical edge cases and intellectual filth from a man who, rather than lying in the gutter, revolves to get a better view. A cry against help from the Elon Musk of emotions. 'First-rate joke writer' (Scotsman). 'Hilarious' (BroadwayBaby.com).

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Ed Mulvey: For Sale – Dead Dog, Never Worn

1428, Cowgate gets its name from medieval times when cattle were herded down the street on market day. Now, fast forward to today; The Carnivore compliments the heritage of Edinburgh’s meat market and this is where our ethos of great quality meat for unbeatable value was born. The fuss-free food features authentic meat-lover’s classics with a twist, paired with American-inspired whiskey cocktail. Free Fringe comedy every day during August Fringe.

Ed Mulvey: For Sale – Dead Dog, Never Worn

Ed Mulvey / PBH's Free Fringe

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